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3UU · Enchantment
Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER. When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice Bureaucracy and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").
| Name | Mana | Type | Text |
|---|---|---|---|
| Censorship | U | Enchantment | As Censorship enters the battlefield, choose a word. Whenever a player says the chosen word, Censorship deals 2 damage to that player. |
| Dungeon Master | 2WU | Legendary Planeswalker — Dungeon Master | [+1]: Target opponent creates a 1/1 black Skeleton creature token with "When this creature dies, each opponent gains 2 life." [+1]: Roll a d20. If you roll a 1, skip your next turn. If you roll a 12 or higher, draw a card. [−6]: You get an adventuring party. (Your party is a 3/3 red Fighter with first strike, a 1/1 white Cleric with lifelink, a 2/2 black Rogue with hexproof, and a 1/1 blue Wizard with flying.) Loyalty 1d4+1 |
| Transplant Theorist | 3U | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Artificer | Whenever Transplant Theorist or another artifact enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card. {2}: Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library. 2/4 |
| Marsh Crocodile | 2UB | Creature — Crocodile | When Marsh Crocodile enters the battlefield, return a blue or black creature you control to its owner's hand. When Marsh Crocodile enters the battlefield, each player discards a card. 4/4 |
| Krark-Clan Ironworks | 4 | Artifact | Sacrifice an artifact: Add {C}{C}. |
| Thalakos Drifters | 2UU | Creature — Thalakos | Discard a card: Thalakos Drifters gains shadow until end of turn. (It can block or be blocked by only creatures with shadow.) 3/3 |
| Ruthless Ripper | B | Creature — Human Assassin | Deathtouch Morph—Reveal a black card in your hand. (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.) When Ruthless Ripper is turned face up, target player loses 2 life. 1/1 |
| Reality Shaping | Phenomenon | When you encounter Reality Shaping, starting with you, each player may put a permanent card from their hand onto the battlefield. (Then planeswalk away from this phenomenon.) | |
| Tornellan Protector | 2W | Creature — Cleric | {T}: Until end of turn, each time damage is dealt to target creature or player, prevent X of that damage, where X is a number from 1 to 3 chosen at random each time. 1/2 |
| Scoria Wurm | 4R | Creature — Wurm | At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, return Scoria Wurm to its owner's hand. 7/7 |