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3UU · Enchantment
Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER. When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice Bureaucracy and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").
| Name | Mana | Type | Text |
|---|---|---|---|
| Rod of Spanking | 1 | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" |
| Stand or Fall | 3R | Enchantment | At the beginning of combat on your turn, for each defending player, separate all creatures that player controls into two piles and that player chooses one. Only creatures in the chosen piles can block this turn. |
| Victory Chimes | 3 | Artifact | Untap Victory Chimes during each other player's untap step. {T}: A player of your choice adds {C}. |
| Reaper of Night | 5BB | Creature — Specter | Whenever Reaper of Night attacks, if defending player has two or fewer cards in hand, it gains flying until end of turn. 4/5 |
| Gluttonous Cyclops | 5R | Creature — Cyclops | {5}{R}{R}: Monstrosity 3. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.) 5/4 |
| Sentinel of the Eternal Watch | 5W | Creature — Giant Soldier | Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.) At the beginning of combat on each opponent's turn, tap target creature that player controls. 4/6 |
| Silent Specter | 4BB | Creature — Specter | Flying Whenever Silent Specter deals combat damage to a player, that player discards two cards. Morph {3}{B}{B} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.) 4/4 |
| Rite of the Raging Storm | 3RR | Enchantment | Creatures named Lightning Rager can't attack you or planeswalkers you control. At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player creates a 5/1 red Elemental creature token named Lightning Rager. It has trample, haste, and "At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this creature." |
| Apocalypse Demon | 4BB | Creature — Demon | Flying Apocalypse Demon's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your graveyard. At the beginning of your upkeep, tap Apocalypse Demon unless you sacrifice another creature. */* |
| Tibalt's Trickery | 1R | Instant | Counter target spell. Choose 1, 2, or 3 at random. Its controller mills that many cards, then exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card with a different name than that spell. They may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then they put the exiled cards on the bottom of their library in a random order. |