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Bloated Processor

2B · Creature — Phyrexian

Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bloated Processor. When Bloated Processor dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this artifact." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.) 3/2

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